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Est. last Tuesday · Not a real lender · Not even a real LLC

Would I Lend You Money?

Five questions. One term sheet. Zero mercy.

Our credit committee (one guy, no sleep) will review your sponsorship, your collateral, and your emotional LTV. Decisions are final, unfair, and legally meaningless.

All data stays in your browser. We couldn't build a backend if we tried. Rates are indicative, like every broker email you've ever gotten.

Convening credit committee…

Indicative Term Sheet
WILM Capital Partners
Borrower
Loan Amount
Interest Rate
Term
Max LTV
Origination Fee
Recourse
Covenants
    Credit Committee Notes

      Screenshot the card and post it. Your group chat deserves this.